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Felix Atagong's Unfinished Projects

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Iggy Triptychs

Penumbra (2006 Tech Demo) Walkthrough

Penumbra (2006 Tech Demo) Walkthrough

Pink Floyd Pie Chart Quiz

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Syd A Choo Choo

The Holy Church of Iggy the Inuit

The Holy Church of Iggy the Inuit

The Other Room

2010

(I've got my) Mojo (working...)

As if the world has suddenly been hit by a temporal rift in spacetime the March 2010 issue of Mojo music magazine has hit the stores bearing a big (slightly photoshopped) portrait of a mister Syd Barrett. The well-written and rather accurate cover article, by Pat Gilbert, ranges from page 70 to 81 and tells the story of The Madcap Laughs, Syd Barrett’s first solo album. Two other articles are of particular interest to the Church as they describe the mythical presence of a ‘girl whose...

All about Evelyn

Roundup of the Mojo vs Iggy story by publishing two letters that have appeared in the April issue of Mojo magazine (197). First the letter from Peter Brown [Thongman] identifying Iggy as Evelyn and telling how she left London for Brighton in the early Seventies. Second: Jenny Spires's letter to Mojo setting a couple of things straight: the painted floor job, the case of the dead daffodils and Syd's alleged involvement with mandrax. All about Evelyn now being praised at the Holy Church of Iggy the Inuit....

Ariane 6.3 - bugfixing release

Although its maker hoped that ArianeB 6.21 was going to be the last and final release, (s)he has now come up with version 6.3. It fixes the (known) bugs from 6.21 (January 2010). According to its maker the hardest bug to fix involved some dance / make out interaction that would crash from time to time. The ArianeB blog: Fixing it required some new code on several pages, which I have tested with no issues. Another bug involving the convenience store changes has also been fixed. (Taken from: dating sim 6.3...

Ariane 6.45

In a previous post we more or less predicted that an Ariane Dating Simulator update was in the pipeline but that it would be finished 8 days after the previous version is something of a record. On Saturday, the 24th of July 2010, ArianeB was updated to version 6.45. As usual we will largely quote from the Ariane Brodie (or should that be Ariane Barnes?) blog. Like this: A running theme in Dating Ariane simulator is that Ariane is a modern feminist who is not delicate or submissive. She does only what she...

ArianeB 6.21

The dating simulator better known as ArianeB or Virtually Date Ariane (we still don’t know if the B stands for Barnes or for Brodie) has been upgraded to version 6.21. 76 htm pages and 38 pictures have been added or upgraded, compared to 6.1 that basically was a bug fix from version 6.0, but apparently this bug fixing release created quite a few extra ones. For the first time in a long time, the maker of ArianeB dropped a scenario, but there are some new scenes as well. This could well be the...

ArianeB 6.4

Although it was promised that with version 6.3 ArianeB had reached its final release a new version was unexpectedly made public on the 16th of July. This blog is more or less to blame as I once mentioned to the ArianeB creator that there was a small magically appearing towels bug in the game. Not only did Mister Ariane Barnes repair the bug, he also added some extra goodies on top. One is that the photo shoot by the lake scenario has been altered a bit, a second change is that a couple of new Rebecca...

Cyberhugging 2010

Sisters are doin' it for themselves I have been playing adult games since, let me think now, my Three Sisters' Story days, that was a typical bishōjo adventure. I must have been experimenting with other games before, because - in my mind - Sisters was from the early nineties but know-all Wikipedia tells me that this game only dates from 1996, quite modern to me. Sisters more or less set a standard for hentai games and isn't that simple to play. Making a wrong decision will often lead to some nice...

Double standards or niggers and Jews not allowed

The last couple of weeks I tried to explain to foreign friends, who had read in Le Monde or la Libé that Flemish politicians openly forbid French speaking people to buy houses in Flanders, that these restrictions were only valid for so-called social housing Projects and not for the free market. But last week Belgian television found out that several Flemish town administrations recommend building Projectst agencies to only sell their houses to Dutch speaking people and to, on a voluntarily basis,...

Dymocracy (True Story VI)

I can be such a prick sometimes and I wouldn't like to be one of my own colleagues. Because Dell delivered a truckload of computers at the place I pretend to work I found it a pretty neat idea to stick some labels on the machines. I knew there had been a Dymo label maker in our company before but it had disappeared in the mist of time. Time to call the office equipment department. The office equipment department (OED), in our company, is regarded as the earthly equivalent of a black hole. It is a...

Escape from Kuregem

A slight miracle happened last week in Belgium. Two important Flemish progressive parties, social democrats and ecologists, suddenly asked for a zero tolerance treatment in the hot quarters of Brussels. When a few weeks before Christmas some (anonymous) policemen had complained in the press that they didn't dare to patrol anymore in certain Brussels streets this had been vehemently contradicted by the chief of police as utter humbug. Two incidents triggered this sudden change of opinion. A school in the...

Experiment succesful, patient dead.

PC Jeux is a professional French gaming magazine that gives away a free game every month. Of course the previous sentence contains at least two mistakes. First: French and professional don't go well together, but that we will discuss further on. Second: there isn't such a thing as a free game. In Belgium the magazine costs about 8 and a half Euro and I have always thought I actually bought a game and received the magazine for free. Most of the time I take the DVD (it used to be a CD before) immediately...

Goofer Dust

oned to investigate the many rumours that an article in the March issue of the highly appreciated music magazine Mojo, In My Room, written by heretic Paul Drummond, uses many facts and figures that have been originally published by the Holy Church of Iggy the Inuit, but without acknowledgment whatsoever. If after deep consideration, examination and cogitation this should be considered proven, the Holy Igquisition warrior troops will siege the Mojo headquarters under the motto ‘"Tuez-les...

Gravy Train to Cambridge

Some changes here at Felix Atagong's Unfinished Projects. Our sister venture the Holy Church of Iggy the Inuit has been vegetating for the last couple of months, due to the fact that the main subject of its existence, Iggy or better said Evelyn, has been found and is alive and kicking at the British seaside. As the main quest of that blog was exactly that, finding out if Ig was still around, The Holy Church of Iggy the Inuit is now confronted with the fact that its primary goal has been reached. A crisis...

Gretta Speaks

In the interview that Ig - or should we say Evelyn? - gave after nearly 40 years of silence in The Croydon Guardian she remembers how she helped Syd to paint the floorboards that would give an extra psychedelic feel to The Madcap Laughs cover picture. When Mick turned up to take the photos I helped paint the floor boards for the shoot, I was covered in paint, I still remember the smell of it. But Ig, as we will keep on calling her, isn’t the only one remembering. Also present were Rusty and...

Gretta Speaks (Pt. 2)

In a previous post the Holy Church of Iggy the Inuit published an interview with Margaretta Barclay, her first in 40 years, remembering the Syd Barrett days of 1969. The second part tries to tie some loose knots but fails miserably in giving some more information about:Iggy (Evelyn),Meic Stevens,Rusty B. andSyd Barrett. Gretta Speaks, the sequel, now available on the better browsers of the net! 3D glasses not included....

Holy Wars

In May I wrote how the Belgian catholic church was left unbothered after a flood of paedophile priest cases came suddenly out in the open. The church communicated, in its own veiled way, that they had set up a commission that would, in all discretion, investigate case per case and take appropriate action: Matthew 19:14. This is partly understandable as lots of paedophile cases date from 20 years ago or longer, are legally expired and victims don't want to go through all the meaningless legal hassle. But...

Iggy's first interview in 40 years

Last week The Holy Church of Iggy the Inuit published the incredible news that Ig had been traced back. This was a world exclusive as no other news medium had reported this before. Kirsty Whalley, from The Croydon Guardian, has now managed to interview Iggy, an interview that can be found in today’s issue of this newspaper. Iggy's first interview in 40 years In the next weeks the Church will scrutinize the interview, and comments will be added where appropriate....

iPod Random Generator April 2010

My iPod statistics for the month of April 2010. Every month a graph will be published here, the playlist of the month will appear on my MySpace blog and the overview of the year will be glued on my MySpace entrance page. Nothing to be excited about. For those who still want to know the how and what and where and when I give you this old link: Random Blueß aka sucking for statistics  And here are the last 10 songs that enjoyed my life:Driftwood Travis Déjà Vu...

iPod Random Generator August 2010

My iPod statistics for the month of August 2010. Every month a graph will be published here, the playlist of the month will appear on my MySpace blog and the overview of the year will be glued on my MySpace entrance page. Nothing to be excited about. For those who still want to know the how and what and where and when I give you this old link: Random Blueß aka sucking for statistics  And here are the last 10 songs that enjoyed my life: Like A Bird Komputer Girl From Ipanema Goes To...

iPod Random Generator February 2010

My iPod statistics for the month of February 2010.   Every month a graph will be published here, the playlist of the month will appear on my MySpace blog and the overview of the year will be glued on my MySpace entrance page. Nothing to be excited about. For those who still want to know the how and what and where and when I give you this old link: Random Blueß aka sucking for statistics  And here are the last 10 songs that enjoyed my life:Le Soleil Est Pres De Moi Air A Natural...

iPod Random Generator January 2010

For the third consecutive year my iPod will only play at random. The graph shows the 10 most played songs for the month of January 2010 and right underneath are the 10 most recent songs I have been listening to.   A Boy's Best Friend The White Stripes Freedom's Prisoner Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel Fee Fi Fo The Cranberries Spinning Wheel Blood, Sweat & Tears Jomo Man Blues Waymon 'Sloopy' Henry Real Wild Child (Wild One) Iggy Pop Les Chants Magnetiques 1 Jean-Michel Jarre...

iPod Random Generator July 2010

My iPod statistics for the month of July 2010. Every month a graph will be published here, the playlist of the month will appear on my MySpace blog and the overview of the year will be glued on my MySpace entrance page. Nothing to be excited about. For those who still want to know the how and what and where and when I give you this old link: Random Blueß aka sucking for statistics  And here are the last 10 songs that enjoyed my life:El Caminos In The West Grandaddy Open The Kingdom...

iPod Random Generator June 2010

My iPod statistics for the month of June 2010. Every month a graph will be published here, the playlist of the month will appear on my MySpace blog and the overview of the year will be glued on my MySpace entrance page. Nothing to be excited about. For those who still want to know the how and what and where and when I give you this old link: Random Blueß aka sucking for statistics  And here are the last 10 songs that enjoyed my life:Love Is A Stranger Eurythmics The Turn Of A Friendly...

iPod Random Generator March 2010

My iPod statistics for the month of March 2010. Every month a graph will be published here, the playlist of the month will appear on my MySpace blog and the overview of the year will be glued on my MySpace entrance page. Nothing to be excited about. For those who still want to know the how and what and where and when I give you this old link: Random Blueß aka sucking for statistics  And here are the last 10 songs that enjoyed my life:This Heaven David Gilmour The Ballad Of John And Yoko...

iPod Random Generator May 2010

My iPod statistics for the month of May 2010. Every month a graph will be published here, the playlist of the month will appear on my MySpace blog and the overview of the year will be glued on my MySpace entrance page. Nothing to be excited about. For those who still want to know the how and what and where and when I give you this old link: Random Blueß aka sucking for statistics  And here are the last 10 songs that enjoyed my life:Take Five Dave Brubeck Quartet Why Go? (2005 Remix)...

iPod Random Generator September 2010

My iPod statistics for the month of September 2010. Every month a graph will be published here, the playlist of the month will appear on my MySpace blog and the overview of the year will be glued on my MySpace entrance page. Nothing to be excited about. For those who still want to know the how and what and where and when I give you this old link: Random Blueß aka sucking for statistics  And here are the last 10 songs that enjoyed my life: The Mole From The Ministry The Dukes Of...

Julian Palacios' Syd Barrett biography

Julian Palacios, contributor and friend of the Holy Church of Iggy the Inuit let us know that the revised version of his Syd Barrett biography (first edition, 1998 already) will be out any day now. So, for the first time in the history of Felix Atagong's Unfinished Projects, let us celebrate a commercial break. Update: The final title is 'Syd Barrett & Pink Floyd: Dark Globe', and it is out 29 September in Europe and America (Source: Julian Palacios). Here is a loud announcement. Silence in the...

Little old lady from London-by-the-Sea

Tranquillity is slowly descending upon the Holy Church of Inuit like smog upon Victorian London. Several brethren and sistren of the Church, and one-time visitors who entered through the front gate to study its baroque interior, have passed some valid information to the Reverend and these will be further investigated in the future. On the thirteenth of February of this year The Croydon Guardian published a short, hastily noted down, interview with (a quite reluctant) Iggy, titled: Croydon Guardian tracks...

Machine Shrink

History repeats itself just like the chicken at the zoo that perpetually wanted to pick some breadcrumbs lying inside the monkey cage but got hit each time on the head by a vigilant monkey carrying a stick. Examining the Wintermute Engine for one of my soon-not-to-be Unfinished Projects I fell upon the games section and instead of downloading the editor itself I ended with Mental Repairs Inc. on my harddisk. Mental Repairs, Inc. is a small 2.5D point'n'click adventure following Henrik Liaw, machine...

Matthew 19:14

A few of years ago there were a couple of racist attacks from right-wing skinheads in Belgium. Basically the skinheads, having been drinking far too much lager at their local skinhead pub, saw a passing stranger with a different skin colour than theirs and decided to kick or stab the victim into hospital. Television crews and newspaper journalists tumbled over each others to cover the news. Prime ministers, deputy prime ministers, ministers of interior, ministers of justice, ministers of equal rights and...

Meic meets Syd

Daeth Syd Barrett lawr yno un noson pan o’n i ar fy mhen fy hun yno ’da gitâr acwstig, ac ro’n i’n falch pan gyrhaeddodd Syd y tresmaswr ’da’i gariad, mynd â’r gitâr, iste ar lawr, a dechre chware iddo fe’i hun. Ro’n i wedi recordio trac y noson honno, o’r enw ‘One Night Wonder’, ac mae e ar Ghost Town, Tenth Planet Records. Ar lawr y bydde Syd wastad yn iste;...

Metallic Spheres

About, let me count, thirty-four to thirty-five years ago I was seriously investigating the so-called UFO phenomenon. Or whatever serious means for a sixteen years old adolescent who urgently wants to get laid but has found out that the chance to witness an encounter of the third kind is statistically more probable than to have an close encounter with the opposite sex. I was a member of the Belgian Sobeps association, long before the Belgian UFO wave hit the skies and as the Internet was still a...

Octopus Ride

It came to the ears of Unfinished Projects that its mad little sister Projectst theHoly Church of Iggy the Inuit has been celebrating its second birthday. Founded on the eight of August two thousand and eight the Reverend didn't know what a strange trip it would eventually prove to be.More than a trip, it was a true octopus ride taking the Church of Iggy the Inuit from childhood to stardom. So fasten your anoraks, brethren and sistren, and read the full article here:Octopus Ride. Last year's birthday party...

Opium

Procrastination is a constant thing in my life even at a point that I frantically dive into one of my famous unfinished Projects for pretending I am busy while, in fact, I am just delaying something else. So I had to force me to write the following… Diet Belgium It is now a certainty that the two halves of Belgium are going separate ways and even the Walloons have commented that they have to think about a future without Belgium as it exists today. The latest rumour I heard is that Wallonia and...

Penumbra Overture Open Source

2006 In June 2006 a minor incident upset my dreary life. Some people reach for booze, others for drugs, I downloaded the free Penumbra 2006 (tech demo) and started playing like hell. As usual the story doesn't matter that much, a man takes a boat to Greenland, walks around in a snow blizzard (a rather stupid thing to do if you ask me), gets lost, nearly freezes to death, but luckily finds a deserted underground army bunker where he can - at least temporarily - shelter. But shit usually comes in twos and...

Penumbra Trilogy: played at last

A while ago I wrote that I purchased the Penumbra trilogy game pack at the staggering price of 5 dollars. For the non-initiated, Penumbra is a first person horror game, but not - as most games of these type are - based upon hacking, slashing or shooting your way through a maze of dark lit corridors and tunnels festooned with flesh eating monsters or blood sucking vampires. More a combination of adventure and survival the game takes advantage of advanced artificial intelligence to respond realistically to...

Rod Harrod remembers The Crom

Years before she entered the Underground and met Syd Barrett, Ig’s first venture for glory and fame came when the cameras of NME magazine spotted her in November 1966. Issue 1037 had an article Come with NME for a Pic-Visit to the Cromwellian, written by Norrie Drummond with photos by Napier Russell and Barry Peake. In the latest article at the Holy Church of Iggy the Inuit we delve deeper into the Cromwellian's history with:an exclusive testimony from Rod Harrod, the man who signed Jimi...

Sandbox of God remastered - free for one day (expired)

The Game Giveaway of the Day website, that paradoxically only gives away free games in the weekend, has a free download of the quite astonishing remastered Sandbox of God 1.56 game. The website is a spin-off of the Giveaway of the Day site where, every day, some software will be freely available for 24 hours. This means – not a trial version, nor a limited version – but a registered and legal version of the software. In a rather distant past Unfinished Projects described the game as...

Slow Train Coming

The Belgian railways have this magnificent computer management system that fully automatically delays all trains with 20 minutes or more whenever weather conditions change. Although most Belgians knew it was going to freeze a couple of weeks ago the over-subsidized operators of the NMBS, drinking pink champagne with scarcely clad nymphets in corporate bubble baths, weren't aware of this fact and thus the train schedules suddenly looked like overcooked macaroni. On television a communication officer...

Syd meets... a lot of people

Syd Barrett meets...Welsh folk legend Meic Stevens,beat poet Spike Hawkins,Dominique A. (girlfriend),Carmel (girlfriend)anti-psychiatrist R.D. Laing (almost) before jumping into hisMini Cooper and disappearing at the horizon. Just a couple of anoraky world exclusives at the Holy Church of Iggy the Inuit....

The ArianeB 6.3 walkthroughs: How to have a photoshoot?

(This walkthrough only partially works with ArianeB 6.4. An update is posted here: How to have a photoshoot?) The photo shoot! One of the most cherished episodes of the ArianeB saga. Read here how to get there and get there... all the way. Start a new game of ArianeB and... First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a steak dinner?  After dinner...Go for a drive. (click on the car)Go for a drive.Head towards outskirts.Take a scenic drive out of town.Continue drive. You forgot...

The ArianeB 6.3 walkthroughs: How to have a slightly different photoshoot?

(This walkthrough only partially works with ArianeB 6.4. An update is posted here: How to have a photoshoot?) The previous walkthrough showed us how to have a photo shoot after dinner (with ArianeB dressed casually). It has been said before that different situations can (and will) be triggered according to previous circumstances. In this walkthrough we will get a slightly different photo shoot after having a bikini dinner. ArianeB will first change clothes when we decide to leave the house. (This...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to have a photo shoot at the fountain?

Our date is going fine till now. We have said hello, invited ArianeB to a posh restaurant, have been kicked out at the local nightclub and had an erotic evening stroll by the lake. On the way back ArianeB even didn't bother to put her clothes back on. Standing in the house we ask ourselves, what now? Perhaps a nightcap in the kitchen could be a good idea... If you don't come from the previous walkthrough, please follow the next steps: First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a bistro...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: A satisfactory way to play Truth or Dare

This walkthrough will finally get you somewhere with ArianeB. If you come from the previous walkthrough you can simply carry on... otherwise play the following scenarios... First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a steak dinner? Third: How to play (and win) the basketball game? Fourth: How to look at the sky (and win the gamble)?  In the last walkthrough you must have won the stargazing game or located the right crater if ArianeB pointed to the moon. If...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: Another way to have a beer in the kitchen

A while ago we had some, one too many, beers in the kitchen. If you don't remember it, what can happen after some boozing, you can replay that scene here: How to have a beer?  Here is a better way to drink some Carlsberg, because that is the brand ArianeB prefers and I can't blame her as I like that one myself, especially compared to the kind of bottled piss they brew in my hometown Louvain. But beer is not what bothers us the most. Let's get on with the game. First: How do I introduce...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: ArianeB jumps in the pool with her clothes on<br>and gets plastered on whiskey!

Trevor send me a nice mail showing me an alternative way to continue with the story after ArianeB has jumped into the pool with her clothes on. Pool scenarios 1 and 2 can be found at the following walkthrough: Will ArianeB jump in the pool with her clothes on?. Obviously I investigated this a bit further and found out that going to the kitchen will trigger the whiskey scenario as well, but this time with ArianeB dressed in a towel (see also: How to get the liquor in the lady?). Pool Scenario 3 First: How...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How do I introduce myself?

Before you can start dating ArianeB you need to introduce yourself. Shaking hands will not do. ArianeB likes men who are polite, funny, intelligent and a bit physical, but not too much. A dance will upgrade your reputation as well. Introduce yourself.Compliment her outfit.Say something smart.Kiss her cheek. Before we go on, how old are you?18 or over Turn on some music.Jazz.Kiss her while dancing.Stop kissing.Change music or dance again.Soft Rock.Kiss her while dancing.Stop kissing.Dip and kiss her...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to challenge ArianeB for an underwater race?

Although there are plenty of pool activities in the ArianeB game, its maker decided a few versions ago to add a new challenge: the underwater race. Geeks will drool over the beauty and versatility of the Javascript code the simulation has been written in, but all I can do is wonder how on Earth a young woman can live in a house with a private pool and only have one bikini? This scenario starts as usual, with a handshake and a steak dinner.First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to do some dirty dancing?

ArianeB likes to dance and here is a way to show that. The dancing scenes can be addressed from different situations and the game actually contains dancing images from ArianeB with different clothes and in different stadia of nakedness:casual red shirt and jeans,blue bikini,black evening dress,covered in a towel,topless in jeans,topless in underwear,topless in bikini,only wearing a hat... The walkthroughs will not try to cover every possible dancing situation, but here is already one. First: How do I...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to do some rock skipping and a handstand?

A while ago ArianeB and you discovered a romantic walk under the moonlight but the outskirts of Arianeville hide some other scenes as well. There will still be a walk at the lake this time but less romantic and more acrobatic. Let's have a patio dinner first, as a matter of fact we more or less follow the last walkthrough but take a different direction with the car. . First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a patio dinner?  After dinner: Go somewhere else.Go swimming.Jump...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to eat some spaghetti and play spin the bottle?

You could play a spin the bottle game by going to the kitchen at the end of the previous walkthrough, but I decided to include it here, fearing I might not have enough walkthroughs to begin with. 8-) Up till now we covered the steak dinner in the living room, the gorgeous bikini dinner at the patio, the posh dinner at the bistro and the low budget hamburger disaster. Somewhere in the Middle Ages of ArianeB there was a spaghetti dinner as well, but for one reason or another it disappeared from the game,...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to end up in bed with Rebecca?

A few walkthroughs ago (see: How to go to the lingerie store?) we met Rebecca, an old schoolfriend of ArianeB, who works at the lingerie shop. With a little luck we could bring her home and have a skinny dip (see: How to go to the bar with Rebecca?), but what will happen if ArianeB and you already had some water fun. Well, you could end up with Rebecca in bed instead... Let's repeat the tedious steps again of introducing ourselves... First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a patio...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to get an advanced anatomy lesson?

Another variant of the bistro dinner - let's have a beer afterwards in the kitchen - theme. To get our kicks you have to follow the initial bistro dinner steps. First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a bistro dinner? ArianeB takes you to the bar with the known side effects. As usual, do not kick the bloke in the face, but...Protect Ariane. Son of a bitch!Get her away from this guy.Get out of the club. If you'd like, we could drive to the outskirts and find something else to do. You...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to get the liquor in the lady? (by Arnulf)

Before version 6.xx you could get ArianeB stiff drunk by feeding her half a bottle of liquor from the kitchen. As in the previous few walkthroughs this didn't lead to great results but it had a funny ending. Arnulf was the first to show how you could get the liquor in the lady in version 6 and that is why this walkthrough is dedicated to him. First: How do I introduce myself?  The kitchen scene has a small change, so please take attention.Go to another room.Kitchen.Get wine to drink.Finish drink....

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to get to the playground?

Right after the introduction you can visit the house, play a game of rock-paper-scissors or go outside to the playground. Why not try that last? Playground Fun 1 Go to another room.Go for a walk.Follow her to the park.Give her a push.Finish swinging.Ask her for a gymnastic demonstration.Done playing on the bars.Walk back to her place. To prove that choosing a different hotpoint will trigger different events, you can decide not to give ArianeB a push, but to take the other swing. In many cases such a...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to go dress and home decor shopping?

Take this advice from a married man. If you want to have a marital nookie, take your wife to the nearest Ikea and let her buy one of these flat-pack-do-it-yourself wardrobes. Be sure to screw the wife before you screw the furniture. Ikea furniture is made by the same people who devise Chinese puzzles and I'm pretty sure that Ingvar Feodor Kamprad had mild sadistic tendencies. ArianeB is no exception to the women-go-crazy-for-Ikea-rule and that is what we will investigate today. First: How do I introduce...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to go to the bar with Rebecca?

At the desk of the lingerie store ArianeB meets an old friend from her college days: Rebecca. If you have come here by playing the previous walkthrough she will ask to have a drink at the bar nearby. If you have just started a new game, here is how to get there... First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a steak dinner? Third: How to go to the lingerie store?  ArianeB replies: I`m here with a date. I`ll let him decide what we should do.Agree to drinks at the club...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to go to the lingerie store?

If you have already ventured into Arianeville on your own you may have found out that the downtown not only contains a bar but also several stores and even a museum. Visiting the lingerie shop is not only fun for the player, but for ArianeB as well as she meets an old friend. Care to join us? But first we meet with some meat. First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a steak dinner?  After dinner you can leave the house by immediately clicking the car oustside. Go for a...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to go to the stripclub without Rebecca?

Update: this scenario has been altered in ArianeB 6.45, please visit the following walkthrough: How to go to the stripclub without Rebecca?  In our continuing series of the ArianeB walkthrough recycling program I will now show you how to get to the stripclub, bypassing Rebecca. As Rebecca will not be present you will not see her show, ArianeB however will have to make the moves that have already been explained in How to go to the strip club with Rebecca?  First: How do I introduce...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to have a beer?

If you have come here from the previous walkthrough, you can just go on, otherwise you will have to start an ArianB game and do the following: First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a steak dinner? Third: How to do some dirty dancing?  Just as there are different dancing situations in the game, there are also a lot of kitchen-beer-drinking situations. ArianeB will grab a can of beer:casually dressed,in evening dress,in bikini,wearing only a towel,topless (wih her...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to have a bistro dinner?

In the steak dinner walkthrough I mentioned that there are five possible meals in the game. Let's take ArianeB out for dinner and see what happens. As always we will have to persuade her first that our intentions are good. First: How do I introduce myself? Go to another room.Kitchen.Get wine to drink.Finish drink. This first glass of wine will trigger the bistro scenario. Suggest going out to dinner.Wait for her in the hallway. Do not enter the bedroom. ArianeB puts on a ravishing black dress.Go out to...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to have a hamburger, some culture but no pussy?

So far we had a steak dinner in the living room, a steak dinner at the patio and a bistro dinner at the posh place where you could pick up the check. This time we will be budget friendly and have a bite in a burger. First: How do I introduce myself?  After the introduction, the kisses and the dance we will go to the kitchen. Do not drink from the wine but click on ArianeB's head. Go to the kitchen. (do not take a drink)Suggest going out to dinner. ArianeB drives you to the nearest Burger King.Go...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to have a patio dinner?

The creator of the ArianeB game must be something of a gourmet because there are several ways to fill the stomach before getting into any action. The following walkthroughs will cover some scenarios that can be triggered by having a bikini patio steak dinner. First we will show you how to achieve that. As usual we make first our 'default' introduction and then we'll go to the kitchen to take a steak out of the fridge. First: How do I introduce myself?  After the compliments, the friendly kiss on...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to have a photoshoot?

The photo shoot! One of the most cherished episodes of the ArianeB saga. This scenario was slightly altered in version 6.4 but you have come to the right place to find out how to get there... all the way. (If you are looking for the photo shoot walkthrough for versions 6.21 or 6.3, please consult: How to have a photoshoot?) Start a new game of ArianeB 6.4 and... First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a steak dinner?  After dinner...Go for a drive. (click on the car)Go for...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to have a slightly different photoshoot?

This scenario was slightly altered in version 6.4. (If you are looking for the photo shoot walkthrough for versions 6.21 or 6.3, please consult: How to have a slightly different photoshoot?) The previous walkthrough showed us how to have a photo shoot after dinner (with ArianeB dressed casually). It has been said before that different situations can (and will) be triggered according to previous circumstances. In this walkthrough we will get a slightly different photo shoot after having a bikini dinner....

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to have a steak dinner?

The dinner is a pivotal point in the game as it will often decide what will - or can - happen next. Actually there are five dinners in the game:a steak dinner at the dinner table,a bikini steak dinner at the pool, (How to have a patio dinner?)meatball spaghetti, (How to eat some spaghetti?)a sophisticated bistro dinner (How to have a bistro dinner?) and last (and least):an average hamburger and coke (How to have a hamburger?). These are all presented in one of the later walkthroughs. To get to the dinner...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to have a third slightly different photoshoot?

Version 6.4 of ArianeB has changed the photoshoot by the lake scenario and here is an extra mini-scenario that has been added as well. Basically it is a combination of the two previous ones (How to have a photoshoot? and How to have a slightly different photoshoot?), but with a few extra clicks. As we are entering completist territory here, this might not be very interesting for the casual player. You are hereby warned. Start a new game of ArianeB 6.4 and... First: How do I introduce...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to have some roller coaster fun?

In a previous walkthrough we took ArianeB to a posh restaurant (actually, she choose the place) and paid the bill. She has thanked us and we are now dancing in a nightclub at the center of Arianeville. However, if you haven't played the previous walkthrough these are the steps you should follow: First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a bistro dinner?  At a certain point ArianeB utters the memorable worlds: Oooh yeah! Shake it baby, S-S-shake it! You would like to Keep on...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to look at the sky (and win the gamble)?

If you have downloaded (and installed) the ArianeB 6.21 patch pack to win the basketball game from the previous walkthrough you may have noticed that this image pack also contains some pictures of a starry night and the moon. In this walkthrough we will explain how to play (and win) the stargazing contest. Most of the time ArianeB will reward you if you win. If you have played the previous walkthrough you can go on, otherwise... First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a steak...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to make ArianeB<br>check the mailbox wearing nothing but tennis shoes and a cowboy hat?

The patio dinner walkthroughs are almost over. Here is a short and funny one and it is your revenge for when ArianeB stole your underwear (see: How to start looking for your clothesi?). First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a patio dinner?  When the dinner is over: Go somewhere else. ArianeB waits for your instructions. Get in the hot tub. Kiss me, and let`s see what happens. Ignore that demand completely and go for the following instead...Suggest playng Truth or...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to play (and win) the basketball game?

ArianeB is sporty spice. In an earlier walkthrough she showed some gymnastic skills at the children's playground, but - if the right conditions have been met - she will invite you for a basketball game. The game has a build-in parktrip parameter that will allow you to visit the park only once. So for this scenario you may certainly not go to the playground after the introduction. First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a steak dinner?  After dinner, don't go to the patio...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to play Rock Paper Scissors?

Hidden inside the ArianeB simulation are several mini-games. Instead of deciding your own faith the game will do it for you. After dinner a 'spin the bottle' game can make the choice easier for you, but also in the beginning a game of Rochambeau may decide how the game will evolve. You can start the game with the basic introduction, but to prove once and for all that there are several ways to reach the same goal we will try a slightly alternative approach. Introduce yourself.Compliment her looks.Say...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to play some bikini basket?

The last few walkthroughs will use the art of recycling past ideas and will show you some situations that have all been described before, but with a twist. In a very early walkthrough we explained how to play basketball with ArianeB: How to play (and win) the basketball game? In this variation the game is played in bikini (worn by ArianeB of course). First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a steak dinner?  After dinner, let's have some dessert first. Go to the...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to play the trivia game?

ArianeB likes a riddle and a challenge and in this scenario we will have a go at the nightclub trivia game. Personally I find this one of the weaker parts of the simulation as it does nothing more, in my opinion anyway, than hold up the game. We start with the compliments and the steak dinner. First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a steak dinner?  Go for a drive. Immediately click on the car after the dinner.Go for a drive.Go downtown. Go to the nightclub.Go to...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to provoke the Spaghetti Incident?

Playing by the walkthroughs will lead you to the fastest result but it takes away most of the fun from the ArianeB game. Nearly every picture has several clickable hotspots, choosing the right one will advance you further towards the final goal, but making the wrong decision will often lead to funny and highly appreciated situations and pictures. This one is so cute that I simply had to show you. I'll call it: the Spaghetti Incident. First: How do I introduce myself?  Go to another...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to rent a boat?

Last episode made you look like Don Quixote riding home on Rocinante while you would like to be riding Dulcinea instead. (I assure you, this blog will ram culture through your throat if you want it or not!). There is no other way than to start all over again, you can't press the back-button on your browser in the ArianeB game. It will take you (probably) to the previous frame but the actual parameters of the game will not be reset. To go on a boat trip with ArianeB you will have to do the following:...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to show some nude gymnastic skills<br>and watch the stars (again)?

In our continuing series of recycling old ideas I will now show how you can have a gymnastic demonstration at the playground, but this time with ArianeB wearing her evening dress. The only problem is that in that kind of dress ArianeB isn't really suited to hang upside down from the monkey bars. Basically this is a variation of the walkthrough: How to get to the playground?  And if that is not enough I will recycle the stargaze quiz again, for the simple reason that I like it. The stargaze quiz...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to skinny dip?

I can't really say that I have met many girls who have invited me to skinny dip in their pool on a first date after dinner, but maybe I'm just frequenting the wrong circles. First: How do I introduce myself? Skip the playground bit and proceed directly to the kitchen.Second: How to have a steak dinner?  Go to the backyard.Get in the hot tub. ArianeB jumps in the hot tub with her clothes on.Change clothes.Follow her into the bedroom.Let her finish getting ready.Go somewhere else. Go back...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to start looking for your clothes<br> and end playing a game of Parcheesi?

For most of us the main purpose of the ArianeB simulation is to, let's be frank, get her in the sack. Or in other words: bang, bonk, copulate, eff, fuck, hump, jazz, mate, pair, screw or even ummagumma. But getting into a dead end street with her can be as much fun. Here is a scenario that starts promising enough with a bikini dinner, some pool canoodling but ends in a silly way. First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a patio dinner?  After dinner ArianeB stands waiting...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to start the game?

If you are an ArianeB newbie and don’t know how to even start the game this is the guide for you. If you have downloaded the game, make sure to unzip its contents to a folder of your choice (without destroying the underlying folders datingsimulator and images). The game does not need to be installed and will play in any web browser (well, most modern web browsers anyway). The starting file is called default.htm, located in the datingsimulator folder, and that is the one to open in your web...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: How to to go for a romantic walk under the moonlight?

From the previous walkthrough you may remember that you could, at a certain moment, turn right to rent a boat. What happens if you go left will be explained in this bit. As the previous game has ended you will have to start all over again. First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a bistro dinner?  Do not kick the bloke in the face, but... Protect Ariane. ArianeB slaps her aggressor: Son of a bitch!Get her away from this guy. Once again the bouncer tells you to leave the...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: The lake, the moon, some peeping Toms...

By exploring the latest Ariane version I stumbled upon a very funny intermezzo I had never seen before. The pictures however date paradoxically from the 18th of July 2005, so I have missed this situation for the last quinquennium. One of the reasons why ArianeB is considered the best of all adult dating games (in my humble opinion, anyway) is not that there are so many different ways to achieve a certain goal, all with their appropriate images (over 1200), but also that nearly every situation has its...

The ArianeB 6.4 walkthroughs: Will ArianeB jump in the pool with her clothes on?

This is a first example of how decisions in the beginning of the game will influence later events. Pool Scenario 1 First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to get to the playground? (the first playground fun scenario)Third: How to have a steak dinner?  Go to the backyard.Go swimming. ArianeB jumps in the pool with her clothes on.Yell!On a scale of 1 to 10 you get a 5. What a bummer. The game is over and you have just started it. But what if...? Pool Scenario 2 If you choose...

The ArianeB 6.45 walkthroughs: All in one

I haven’t got the one million hits on this blog for my ol’ blue eyes, neither for my occasional rant on Belgian politics or computer helpdesks. The big chunk visits this blog for the ArianeB walkthroughs. I wrote in 2007: ArianeB or Virtually Date Ariane is an adult dating simulator with a lot of different scenarios and outcomes. The story is fairly simple, make a date with Ariane and try to get her in the sack! Of course this sounds easier than it is and that is exactly what makes...

The ArianeB 6.45 walkthroughs: How to go to the strip club with Rebecca?

We have well established by now that it is possible to visit the town center after a steak dinner.If we immediately go to the lingerie store Rebecca will propose to have a drink with us.But from earlier walkthroughs we also know that we can have a drink and a dance in the bar without Rebecca first.What will happen if we go to the lingerie store after being kicked out of the bar? As usual:First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a steak dinner?  After dinner you leave the...

The ArianeB 6.45 walkthroughs: How to go to the stripclub without Rebecca?

Next to some bugfixes ArianeB 6.45 also changed Ariane's strip club behaviour. To quote its maker: A running theme in Dating Ariane simulator is that Ariane is a modern feminist who is not delicate or submissive.She does only what she wants to do.If it gives her pleasure, she will do it.If it gives others pleasure, she may do it if she is assured a mutual exchange. Taking Ariane to the strip club and encouraging her a bit will not suffice anymore to get the full monty. Shark's Lagoon member Fraekke found...

The Big Barrett Conspiracy Theory and other FAQs

Contents  Introduction: Amazing AmazonReview: Pink Floyd FAQ - Stuart SheaReview: Syd Barrett: A very irregular head - Rob Chapman Amazing Amazon ⇑ Amazon is a company that continues to amaze me but as the so called quality book- and cd-shops in Louvain refuse to order the books and records I would like to read and listen to I am obliged to use this mogul of mediocre taste. Plus they have the uncanny habit of actually delivering books to the reader weeks before these arrive in the...

The Case of the Painted Floorboards

Summer 1969. Harvest hotshots ask Hipgnosis to design a sleeve for Syd Barrett's The Madcap Laughs album that is in its final mix. Storm Thorgerson goes to Syd's flat to take the some shots, but decides later, for whatever reason, to use the (Mick Rock influenced) pictures that have been taken months before. Alternative titles for this intriguing and spectacular blogpost could have been:Of toy planes and dirty feet...Still life with daffodils and pot of paint...The great madcap laughs swindle...but...

The Rebecca Tapes: Getting ready for the pillow fight

ArianeB 6.4 is not only a bug release, it has some added value as well. Some minor bugs have been repaired, some extra pictures have been added to the photo shoot and Rebecca's role as general pain in the ass has been somewhat elaborated. In this walkthrough - that can only be played if you have ArianeB 6.4 - we will follow the steps we have described earlier on in How to go to the bar with Rebecca? but we will NOT dive into the pool for a Marco Polo game. No need to click on that link really,...

The Rebecca Tapes: How to get the cake in the oven?

The extra Rebecca content can only be activated if you play ArianeB 6.4. So far, inviting Rebecca into the house has always lead to near disaster. In this third installment, and I hope I will not spoil your lust to carry on playing, it will not be different. First: How do I introduce myself?Second: How to have a steak dinner? Third: How to go to the lingerie store? Fourth: Getting ready for the pillow fight  Ariane sneaks out of the bathroom.Meet her in the living room.Go to the...

The Rebecca Tapes: How to spoil an ongoing anatomy lesson?

The extra Rebecca content can only be activated if you play ArianeB 6.4. In the previous walkthrough we stole Rebecca's clothes so it is understandable that she was slightly annoyed. This time we will try not to disturb her. Let's find out if we will succeed. First: How do I introduce myself?Second: How to have a steak dinner? Third: How to go to the lingerie store? Fourth: Getting ready for the pillow fight  Ariane sneaks out of the bathroom.Meet her in the living room.Go to...

The Rebecca Tapes: How to steal Rebecca's clothes?

The extra Rebecca content can only be activated if you play ArianeB 6.4. You have met Ariane at her place, barbecued her a steak dinner, bought some lingerie and had a drink with her and Rebecca at the local bar. Back at home don't jump in the pool, but take a nightcap instead. Probably you already know how to do this all, but because it is summertime, I will give you the places where you can find all instructions. Ain't I cute? First: How do I introduce myself?Second: How to have a steak...

The Relic Samples

There was a time when I would put in the latest Orb CD and murmur blimey! Blimey because The Orb pleasantly surprised you or blimey because Alex 'LX' Paterson and band utterly frustrated you. They had that effect on me for years from their very first album Adventures Beyond The Ultraworld (1991) until the quite underrated Cydonia (2001) and often the wow! and shit! effect could be witnessed on the same disk, most notably on Orbus Terrarum that probably contains the freakiest ambient track ever (the...

The Sandbox Of God 1.52 – Year 2010

It was already announced a couple of times before, but finally here it is: Sandbox Of God version one point five two. There is some good and some bad news. People who were slightly aware of Mark Overmars’s Game Maker utility a couple of years ago obviously know Sandbox of God as it was, together with Seiklus, one of the top games created with this software. Sandbox is one those games proving that you don’t need ultra-realism and ten-minutes introduction movies to have decent...

The Terrorist Act of Breastfeeding

In the last two years I only had to use the term imbecile of the week twice but what I read yesterday in the newspaper made me re-examine my pudeur to use that particular term. This week's Felix Atagong Imbecile of the Week Award goes to the the doctor of the ASZ hospital of Aalst (Belgium), who is of the opinion that breastfeeding is obscene and even called the police to prevent a mother from nourishing her baby. The story so far: On Wednesday a woman, who had fractured her ankle ligaments, was brought...

True Story V, Atagong's continuing struggle with helpdesks...

One of my daily jobs as an IT monkey, next to changing printer toner that for some members of the company I work for seems to be a task of gargantuan proportions, is to take care of the safety of our network. Although our (rented) mail server has a sophisticated anti-virus and spam removal system (if I may believe the blurb), the firewall has a daily updated spam and anti-virus protection (if I may believe the expensive maintenance contract) and the individual workstations have a top-notch anti-virus...

We are all made of stars

History, as we know it, is the story of royalty and generals and does not contain the memory of the millions who succumbed or who tried to build a normal life. This also applies to modern popular history. Pink Floyd &amp; Syd Barrett biographies and the so-called Sixties counter-culture studies that have appeared all repeat the memories of a small, nearly incestuous, circle of people who made it, one way or another. You always stumble upon those who have become the royalty and generals of the...

When in shit, call IT (True Story IV)

This is a true story.Again.I work for the Belgian branch of a company that has a few thousand employees and this week it was big chief powwow day, meaning that the meeting room would be constantly visited by people of slowly descending picking order until the bosses would find someone they could blame for whatever reason they would like to blame him (or her) for. The CEO invaded the meeting room, with in his slipstream the three vice-CEO-s (we like to call them the holy trinity) representing sales and...

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