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The Holy Church of Iggy the Inuit
2010
(I've got my) Mojo (working...)
As if the world has suddenly been hit by a temporal rift in spacetime the March 2010 issue of Mojo music magazine has hit the stores bearing a big (slightly photoshopped) portrait of a mister Syd Barrett. The well-written and rather accurate cover article, by Pat Gilbert, ranges from page 70 to 81 and tells the story of The Madcap Laughs, Syd Barrett’s first solo album. Two other articles are of particular interest to the Church as they describe the mythical presence of a ‘girl whose...
The dating simulator better known as ArianeB or Virtually Date Ariane (we still don’t know if the B stands for Barnes or for Brodie) has been upgraded to version 6.21. 76 htm pages and 38 pictures have been added or upgraded, compared to 6.1 that basically was a bug fix from version 6.0, but apparently this bug fixing release created quite a few extra ones. For the first time in a long time, the maker of ArianeB dropped a scenario, but there are some new scenes as well. This could well be the...
A slight miracle happened last week in Belgium. Two important Flemish progressive parties, social democrats and ecologists, suddenly asked for a zero tolerance treatment in the hot quarters of Brussels. When a few weeks before Christmas some (anonymous) policemen had complained in the press that they didn't dare to patrol anymore in certain Brussels streets this had been vehemently contradicted by the chief of police as utter humbug. Two incidents triggered this sudden change of opinion. A school in the...
oned to investigate the many rumours that an article in the March issue of the highly appreciated music magazine Mojo, In My Room, written by heretic Paul Drummond, uses many facts and figures that have been originally published by the Holy Church of Iggy the Inuit, but without acknowledgment whatsoever. If after deep consideration, examination and cogitation this should be considered proven, the Holy Igquisition warrior troops will siege the Mojo headquarters under the motto ‘"Tuez-les...
In the interview that Ig - or should we say Evelyn? - gave after nearly 40 years of silence in The Croydon Guardian she remembers how she helped Syd to paint the floorboards that would give an extra psychedelic feel to The Madcap Laughs cover picture. When Mick turned up to take the photos I helped paint the floor boards for the shoot, I was covered in paint, I still remember the smell of it. But Ig, as we will keep on calling her, isn’t the only one remembering. Also present were Rusty and...
Iggy's first interview in 40 years
Last week The Holy Church of Iggy the Inuit published the incredible news that Ig had been traced back. This was a world exclusive as no other news medium had reported this before. Kirsty Whalley, from The Croydon Guardian, has now managed to interview Iggy, an interview that can be found in today’s issue of this newspaper. Iggy's first interview in 40 years In the next weeks the Church will scrutinize the interview, and comments will be added where appropriate....
iPod Random Generator February 2010
My iPod statistics for the month of February 2010. Every month a graph will be published here, the playlist of the month will appear on my MySpace blog and the overview of the year will be glued on my MySpace entrance page. Nothing to be excited about. For those who still want to know the how and what and where and when I give you this old link: Random Blueß aka sucking for statistics And here are the last 10 songs that enjoyed my life:Le Soleil Est Pres De Moi Air A Natural...
iPod Random Generator January 2010
For the third consecutive year my iPod will only play at random. The graph shows the 10 most played songs for the month of January 2010 and right underneath are the 10 most recent songs I have been listening to. A Boy's Best Friend The White Stripes Freedom's Prisoner Steve Harley & Cockney Rebel Fee Fi Fo The Cranberries Spinning Wheel Blood, Sweat & Tears Jomo Man Blues Waymon 'Sloopy' Henry Real Wild Child (Wild One) Iggy Pop Les Chants Magnetiques 1 Jean-Michel Jarre...
History repeats itself just like the chicken at the zoo that perpetually wanted to pick some breadcrumbs lying inside the monkey cage but got hit each time on the head by a vigilant monkey carrying a stick. Examining the Wintermute Engine for one of my soon-not-to-be Unfinished Projects I fell upon the games section and instead of downloading the editor itself I ended with Mental Repairs Inc. on my harddisk. Mental Repairs, Inc. is a small 2.5D point'n'click adventure following Henrik Liaw, machine...
The Belgian railways have this magnificent computer management system that fully automatically delays all trains with 20 minutes or more whenever weather conditions change. Although most Belgians knew it was going to freeze a couple of weeks ago the over-subsidized operators of the NMBS, drinking pink champagne with scarcely clad nymphets in corporate bubble baths, weren't aware of this fact and thus the train schedules suddenly looked like overcooked macaroni. On television a communication officer...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to have a photo shoot at the fountain?
Our date is going fine till now. We have said hello, invited ArianeB to a posh restaurant, have been kicked out at the local nightclub and had an erotic evening stroll by the lake. On the way back ArianeB even didn't bother to put her clothes back on. Standing in the house we ask ourselves, what now? Perhaps a nightcap in the kitchen could be a good idea... If you don't come from the previous walkthrough, please follow the next steps: First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a bistro...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: A satisfactory way to play Truth or Dare
This walkthrough will finally get you somewhere with ArianeB. If you come from the previous walkthrough you can simply carry on... otherwise play the following scenarios... First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a steak dinner? Third: How to play (and win) the basketball game? Fourth: How to look at the sky (and win the gamble)? In the last walkthrough you must have won the stargazing game or located the right crater if ArianeB pointed to the moon. If...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: All in one
I haven’t got the one million hits on this blog for my ol’ blue eyes, neither for my occasional rant on Belgian politics or computer helpdesks. The big chunk visits this blog for the ArianeB walkthroughs. I wrote in 2007: ArianeB or Virtually Date Ariane is an adult dating simulator with a lot of different scenarios and outcomes. The story is fairly simple, make a date with Ariane and try to get her in the sack! Of course this sounds easier than it is and that is exactly what makes...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: Another way to have a beer in the kitchen
A while ago we had some, one too many, beers in the kitchen. If you don't remember it, what can happen after some boozing, you can replay that scene here: How to have a beer? Here is a better way to drink some Carlsberg, because that is the brand ArianeB prefers and I can't blame her as I like that one myself, especially compared to the kind of bottled piss they brew in my hometown Louvain. But beer is not what bothers us the most. Let's get on with the game. First: How do I introduce...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How do I introduce myself?
Before you can start dating ArianeB you need to introduce yourself. Shaking hands will not do. ArianeB likes men who are polite, funny, intelligent and a bit physical, but not too much. A dance will upgrade your reputation as well. Introduce yourself.Compliment her outfit.Say something smart.Kiss her cheek. Before we go on, how old are you?18 or over Turn on some music.Jazz.Kiss her while dancing.Stop kissing.Change music or dance again.Soft Rock.Kiss her while dancing.Stop kissing.Dip and kiss her...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to challenge ArianeB for an underwater race?
Although there are plenty of pool activities in the ArianeB game, its maker decided a few versions ago to add a new challenge: the underwater race. Geeks will drool over the beauty and versatility of the Javascript code the simulation has been written in, but all I can do is wonder how on Earth a young woman can live in a house with a private pool and only have one bikini? This scenario starts as usual, with a handshake and a steak dinner.First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to do some dirty dancing?
ArianeB likes to dance and here is a way to show that. The dancing scenes can be addressed from different situations and the game actually contains dancing images from ArianeB with different clothes and in different stadia of nakedness:casual red shirt and jeans,blue bikini,black evening dress,covered in a towel,topless in jeans,topless in underwear,topless in bikini,only wearing a hat... The walkthroughs will not try to cover evey possible dancing situation, but here is already one. First: How do I...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to do some rock skipping and a handstand?
A while ago ArianeB and you discovered a romantic walk under the moonlight but the outskirts of Arianeville hide some other scenes as well. There will still be a walk at the lake this time but less romantic and more acrobatic. Let's have a patio dinner first, as a matter of fact we more or less follow the last walkthrough but take a different direction with the car. . First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a patio dinner? After dinner: Go somewhere else.Go swimming.Jump...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to eat some spaghetti and play spin the bottle?
You could play a spin the bottle game by going to the kitchen at the end of the previous walkthrough, but I decided to include it here, fearing I might not have enough walkthroughs to begin with. 8-) Up till now we covered the steak dinner in the living room, the gorgeous bikini dinner at the patio, the posh dinner at the bistro and the low budget hamburger disaster. Somewhere in the Middle Ages of ArianeB there was a spaghetti dinner as well, but for one reason or another it disappeared from the game,...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to end up in bed with Rebecca?
A few walkthroughs ago (see: How to go to the lingerie store?) we met Rebecca, an old schoolfriend of ArianeB, who works at the lingerie shop. With a little luck we could bring her home and have a skinny dip (see: How to go to the bar with Rebecca?), but what will happen if ArianeB and you already had some water fun. Well, you could end up with Rebecca in bed instead... Let's repeat the tedious steps again of introducing ourselves... First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a patio...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to get an advanced anatomy lesson?
Another variant of the bistro dinner - let's have a beer afterwards in the kitchen - theme. To get our kicks you have to follow the initial bistro dinner steps. First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a bistro dinner? ArianeB takes you to the bar with the known side effects. As usual, do not kick the bloke in the face, but...Protect Ariane. Son of a bitch!Get her away from this guy.Get out of the club. If you'd like, we could drive to the outskirts and find something else to do. You...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to get the liquor in the lady? (by Arnulf)
Before version 6.xx you could get ArianeB stiff drunk by feeding her half a bottle of liquor from the kitchen. As in the previous few walkthroughs this didn't lead to great results but it had a funny ending. Arnulf was the first to show how you could get the liquor in the lady in version 6 and that is why this walkthrough is dedicated to him. First: How do I introduce myself? The kitchen scene has a small change, so please take attention.Go to another room.Kitchen.Get wine to drink.Finish drink....
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to get to the playground?
Right after the introduction you can visit the house, play a game of rock-paper-scissors or go outside to the playground. Why not try that last? Playground Fun 1 Go to another room.Go for a walk.Follow her to the park.Give her a push.Finish swinging.Ask her for a gymnastic demonstration.Done playing on the bars.Walk back to her place. To prove that choosing a different hotpoint will trigger different events, you can decide not to give ArianeB a push, but to take the other swing. In many cases such a...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to go dress and home decor shopping?
Take this advice from a married man. If you want to have a marital nookie, take your wife to the nearest Ikea and let her buy one of these flat-pack-do-it-yourself wardrobes. Be sure to screw the wife before you screw the furniture. Ikea furniture is made by the same people who devise Chinese puzzles and I'm pretty sure that Ingvar Feodor Kamprad had mild sadistic tendencies. ArianeB is no exception to the women-go-crazy-for-Ikea-rule and that is what we will investigate today. First: How do I introduce...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to go to the bar with Rebecca?
At the desk of the lingerie store ArianeB meets an old friend from her college days: Rebecca. If you have come her by playing the previous walkthrough she will ask to have a drink at the bar nearby. I f you have just started a new game, here is how to get there... First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a steak dinner? Third: How to go to the lingerie store? ArianeB replies: I`m here with a date. I`ll let him decide what we should do.Agree to drinks at the club...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to go to the lingerie store?
If you have already ventured into Arianeville on your you may have found out that the downtown not only contains a bar but also several stores and even a museum. Visiting the lingerie shop is not only fun for the player, but for ArianeB as well as she meets an old friend. Care to join us? But first we meet with some meat. First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a steak dinner? After dinner you can leave the house by immediately clicking the car oustside. Go for a drive.Go...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to go to the strip club with Rebecca?
We have well established by now that it is possible to visit the town center after a steak dinner.If we immediately go to the lingerie store Rebecca will propose to have a drink with us.But from earlier walkthroughs we also know that we can have a drink and a dance in the bar without Rebecca first.What will happen if we go to the lingerie store after being kicked out of the bar? As usual:First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a steak dinner? After dinner you leave the...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to go to the stripclub without Rebecca?
In our continuing series of the ArianeB walkthrough recycling program I will now show you how to get to the stripclub, bypassing Rebecca. As Rebecca will not be present you will not see her show, ArianeB however will have to make the moves that have already been explained in How to go to the strip club with Rebecca? First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a bistro dinner? If you have played the game before you'll remember that ArianeB wants to have a drink after...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to have a beer?
If you have come here from the previous walkthrough, you can just go on, otherwise you will have to start an ArianB game and do the following: First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a steak dinner? Third: How to do some dirty dancing? Just as there are different dancing situations in the game, there are also a lot of kitchen-beer-drinking situations. ArianeB will grab a can of beer:casually dressed,in evening dress,in bikini,wearing only a towel,topless (wih her...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to have a bistro dinner?
In the steak dinner walkthrough I mentioned that there are five possible meals in the game. Let's take ArianeB out for dinner and see what happens. As always we will have to persuade her first that our intentions are good. First: How do I introduce myself? Go to another room.Kitchen.Get wine to drink.Finish drink. This first glass of wine will trigger the bistro scenario. Suggest going out to dinner.Wait for her in the hallway. Do not enter the bedroom. ArianeB puts on a ravishing black dress.Go out to...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to have a hamburger, some culture but no pussy?
So far we had a steak dinner in the living room, a steak dinner at the patio and a bistro dinner at the posh place where you could pick up the check. This time we will be budget friendly and have a bite in a burger. First: How do I introduce myself? After the introduction, the kisses and the dance we will go to the kitchen. Do not drink from the wine but click on ArianeB's head. Go to the kitchen. (do not take a drink)Suggest going out to dinner. ArianeB drives you to the nearest Burger King.Go...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to have a patio dinner?
The creator of the ArianeB game must be something of a gourmet because there are several ways to fill the stomach before getting into any action. The following walkthroughs will cover some scenarios that can be triggered by having a bikini patio steak dinner. First we will show you how to achieve that. As usual we make first our 'deafult' introduction and then we'll go to the kitchen to take a steak out of the fridge. First: How do I introduce myself? After the compliments, the friendly kiss on...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to have a photoshoot?
The photo shoot! One of the most cherished episodes of the ArianeB saga. Read here how to get there and get there... all the way. Start a new game of ArianeB and... First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a steak dinner? After dinner...Go for a drive. (click on the car)Go for a drive.Head towards outskirts.Take a scenic drive out of town.Continue drive. You forgot to get gas?Now we are stuck out here in the middle of nowhere.On a scale of 1 to 10 you get a 3.THE END So...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to have a slightly different photoshoot?
The previous walkthrough showed us how to have a photoshoot after dinner (with ArianeB dressed casually). It has been said before that different situations can (and will) be triggered according to previous circumstances. In this walkthrough we will get a slightly different photoshoot after having a bikini dinner. ArianeB will first change clothes when we decide to leave the house. First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a patio dinner? After dinner: Go somewhere else.Go...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to have a steak dinner?
The dinner is a pivotal point in the game as it will often decide what will - or can - happen next. Actually there are five dinners in the game:a steak dinner at the dinner table,a bikini steak dinner at the pool,meatball spaghetti,a sophisticated bistro dinner and last (and least):an average hamburger and coke. These will be presented in one of the later walkthroughs. To get to the dinner table you first have to introduce yourself: How do I introduce myself?After the introduction you have the choice to...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to have some roller coaster fun?
In a previous walkthrough we took ArianeB to a posh restaurant (actually, she choose the place) and paid the bill. She has thanked us and we are now dancing in a nightclub at the center of Arianeville. However, if you haven't played the previous walkthrough these are the steps you should follow: First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a bistro dinner? At a certain point ArianeB utters the memorable worlds: Oooh yeah! Shake it baby, S-S-shake it! You would like to Keep on...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to look at the sky (and win the gamble)?
If you have downloaded (and installed) the ArianeB 6.21 patch pack to win the basketball game from the previous walkthrough you may have noticed that this image pack also contains some pictures of a starry night and the moon. In this walkthrough we will explain how to play (and win) the stargazing contest. Most of the time ArianeB will reward you if you win. If you have played the previous walkthrough you can go on, otherwise... First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a steak...
The patio dinner walkthroughs are almost over. Here is a short and funny one and it is your revenge for when ArianeB stole your underwear (see: How to start looking for your clothesi?). First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a patio dinner? When the dinner is over: Go somewhere else. ArianeB waits for your instructions. Get in the hot tub. Kiss me, and let`s see what happens. Ignore that demand completely and go for the following instead...Suggest playng Truth or...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to play (and win) the basketball game?
ArianeB is sporty spice. In an earlier walkthrough she showed some gymnastic skills at the children's playground, but - if the right conditions have been met - she will invite you for a basketball game. The game has a build-in parktrip parameter that will allow you to visit the park only once. So for this scenario you may certainly not go to the playground after the introduction. First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a steak dinner? After dinner, don't go to the patio...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to play Rock Paper Scissors?
Hdden inside the ArianeB simulation are several mini-games. Instead of deciding your own faith the game will do it for you. After dinner a 'spin the bottle' game can make the choice easier for you, but also in the beginning a game of Rochambeau may decide how the game will evolve. You can start the game with the basic introduction, but to prove once and for all that there are several ways to reach the same goal we will try a slightly alternative approach. Introduce yourself.Compliment her looks.Say...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to play some bikini basket?
The last few walkthroughs will use the art of recycling past ideas and will show you some situations that have all been described before, but with a twist. In a very early walkthrough we explained how to play basketball with ArianeB: How to play (and win) the basketball game? In this variation the game is played in bikini (worn by ArianeB of course). First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a steak dinner? After dinner, let's have some dessert first. Go to the...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to play the trivia game?
ArianeB likes a riddle and a challenge and in this scenario we will have a go at the nightclub trivia game. Personally I find this one of the weaker parts of the simulation as it does nothing more, in my opinion anyway, than hold up the game. We start with the compliments and the steak dinner. First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a steak dinner? Go for a drive. Immediately click on the car after the dinner.Go for a drive.Go downtown. Go to the nightclub.Go to...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to provoke the Spaghetti Incident?
Playing by the walkthroughs will lead you to the fastest result but it takes away most of the fun from the ArianeB game. Nearly every picture has several clickable hotspots, choosing the right one will advance you further towards the final goal, but making the wrong decision will often lead to funny and highly appreciated situations and pictures. This one is so cute that I simply had to show you. I'll call it: the Spaghetti Incident. First: How do I introduce myself? Go to another...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to rent a boat?
Last episode made you look like Don Quixote riding home on Rocinante while you would like to be riding Dulcinea instead. (I assure you, this blog will ram culture through your throat if you want it or not!). There is no other way than to start all over again, you can't press the back-button on your browser in the ArianeB game. It will take you (probably) to the previous frame but the actual parameters of the game will not be reset. To go on a boat trip with ArianeB you will have to do the following:...
In our continuing series of recycling old ideas I will now show how you can have a gymnastic demonstration at the playground, but this time with ArianeB wearing her evening dress. The only problem is that in that kind of dress ArianeB isn't really suited to hang upside down from the monkey bars. Basically this is a variation of the walkthrough: How to get to the playground? And if that is not enough I will recycle the stargaze quiz again, for the simple reason that I like it. The stargaze quiz...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to skinny dip?
I can't really say that I have met many girls who have invited me to skinny dip in their pool on a first date after dinner, but maybe i'm just frequenting the wrong circles. First: How do I introduce myself? Skip the playground bit and proceed directly to the kitchen.Second: How to have a steak dinner? Go to the backyard.Get in the hot tub. ArianeB jumps in the hot tub with her clothes on.Change clothes.Follow her into the bedroom.Let her finish getting ready.Go somewhere else. Go back...
For most of us the main purpose of the ArianeB simulation is to, let's be frank, get her in the sack. Or in other words: bang, bonk, copulate, eff, fuck, hump, jazz, mate, pair, screw or even ummagumma. But getting into a dead end street with her can be as much fun. Here is a scenario that starts promising enough with a bikini dinner, some pool canoodling but ends in a silly way. First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a patio dinner? After dinner ArianeB stands waiting...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to start the game?
If you are an ArianeB newbie and don’t know how to even start the game this is the guide for you. If you have downloaded the game, make sure to unzip its contents to a folder of your choice (without destroying the underlying folders datingsimulator and images). The game does not need to be installed and will play in any web browser (well, most modern web browsers anyway). The starting file is called default.htm, located in the datingsimulator folder, and that is the one to open in your web...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: How to to go for a romantic walk under the moonlight?
From the previous walkthrough you may remember that you could, at a certain moment, turn right to rent a boat. What happens if you go left will be explained in this bit. As the previous game has ended you will have to start all over again. First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to have a bistro dinner? Do not kick the bloke in the face, but... Protect Ariane. ArianeB slaps her agressor: Son of a bitch!Get her away from this guy. Once again the bouncer tells you to leave the...
The ArianeB 6.21 walkthroughs: Will ArianeB jump in the pool with her clothes on?
This is a first example of how decisions in the beginning of the game will influence later events. Pool Scenario 1 First: How do I introduce myself? Second: How to get to the playground? (the first playground fun scenario)Third: How to have a steak dinner? Go to the backyard.Go swimming. ArianeB jumps in the pool with her clothes on.Yell!On a scale of 1 to 10 you get a 5. What a bummer. The game is over and you have just started it. But what if...? Pool Scenario 2 If you choose...
The Sandbox Of God 1.52 – Year 2010
It was already announced a couple of times before, but finally here it is: Sandbox Of God version one point five two. There is some good and some bad news. People who were slightly aware of Mark Overmars’s Game Maker utility a couple of years ago obviously know Sandbox of God as it was, together with Seiklus, one of the top games created with this software. Sandbox is one those games proving that you don’t need ultra-realism and ten-minutes introduction movies to have decent...
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