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20 Weird Wiki Entries

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The Dutch online youth magazine Spunk recently made a list of the weirdest Wikipedia entries, although Spunk contains some rather weird stuff itself. I'm only trying to give you good advice here, if you ever get invited to a Spunk cocktail party try to avoid the Mojito (see picture to the left as well).

Weird Wiki(pedia) Entries (slightly edited by yours truly)

The success of Wikipedia has lead to different - more or less specialized - spin-offs:

20. Chickipedia
One of the most recent additions is Chickipedia: a wiki that is entirely devoted to women of the opposite sex (© Allo Allo). As everybody is entitled to add some goodies I tried one myself: India Waters, wish you were here I'll show you my dark side.

19. Some geeky SciFi wikis
Battlestar Wiki The new Battlestar Galactica isn't that bad, not bad at all. Now, in my opinion and that of mine alone, that is something that can't be said of...
Lostpedia At its best Lost looks like a lame The Prisoner remake but without the psychedelica, but most of the time I find that the episodes have been recycled out of rejects from the second season of Twin Peaks.
Wookieepedia The Stones or The Beatles? Mod or rockers. Star Wars or Star Trek? The next point will give you the answer, me thinks...

18. Star Trek wikis
Although Christopher Lambert maintains that 'there can only be one' Star Trek actually has got two: Memory Alpha vs. Memory Beta, but the feline dancer on Nimbus III actually has got three. Don't overuse your eyebrows too much or you'll finish speaking like this: Sov qawHaq tlhab.

17. Uncyclopedia
Read all about Kitler and other historic figures and events and also how to pee in a cup.

16. How To Give A Tit Fuck
...or in plain English: Intermammary Intercourse is a form of outercourse that takes place when a man stimulates his penis by rubbing it between or on a woman's breasts.

15. How To Find A Dealer
Only interesting for people who don't live in Amsterdam, California and Jamacia. Jamacia?

Death and destruction...
14. Toilet relating injuries
13. Chess related deaths
12. Microwave related injuries

Fetishism. For one reason or another the 3 following items have been deleted from Wikipedia. But luckily I could found some mirrors...
11. Used condom fetish (deleted) (mirror)
10. Inside out eyelid (deleted) (mirror)
9. Partial unbirthing fetishism (deleted) (mirror)
Much more adult stuff can be found on WikiAfterdark (except, strangely enough, the 3 previous entries).

8. The Mermaid Problem
Sex with mermaids can be a hassle although Rene Magritte seemd to have found a way around it in his painting l'Invention Collective (1935).

And now for something completely different...
7. McDonalds Urban Legends
6. YouTube Celebrities Hmmm. Basically this is nothing more than a list pointing to another list. Not my cup of tea.
5. Dwarf Tossing

A funny thing happened on the way to the...
4. Toilet Humour
3. Mathematical Jokes
2. Engrish

And the weirdest Wikipedia entry, still according to Spunk, is...
1. Evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet

TTFN

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